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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Andy Dick

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2011

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Adam is looking forward to this week's live show with Pam Adlon-the actress who played his wife in his unaired sitcom. Adam then tells a story from his morning and goes on a rant about alarm clocks. He also begins talking about girls who get pissed when you wake up earlier than them, and tells a story about his old stripper girlfriend.



The founder of Cheezburger Network, Ben Huh, then comes on the line. He talks about his growing network of websites, including LOLCats and Fail Blog. He's also got a new book coming out called 'There I Fixed It (No You Didn't),' which features hilarious pictures of do it yourself disasters. Adam talks to him about making a living in America, and looking closely at photos of people getting kicked in the nuts.



Adam goes on a tangent about a wild Halloween night with Donny way back in the day, and then completes his story from the morning about waking up early even though his alarm clock failed on him. The guys then jump into the Orange County Conference of the Tournament of Rosen, and a bit of controversy is brought to light.



Today's in-studio guest is Andy Dick. Adam talks with him about Charlie Sheen, and Andy explains that they used to run in the same circles, and he even helped Andy get sober at one point. The guys also talk about celebrity books, and Andy reads a segment from Adam's. Afterward, Andy tells a couple disgusting stories about tampons, and sings a song about a girl that broke his heart.





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Transcript

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0:00.0

Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.com.

0:05.5

U.K. slash Wondery. That's audible.com.

0:09.0

UK slash Wondery.

0:16.1

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:35.4

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and streaming live on U-Stream, thanks to New Text Tricaster, this is the Adam Carolla show.

0:41.1

Adam's guest today, Internet mogul, Ben Hugh, and Andy Dick.

0:45.9

Plus, Allison Rosen on news, bald Brian on sound effects,

0:51.2

and another matchup in the Tournament of Rosen, boyfriend Brackett Madness.

0:57.0

And now, a man who's also spent a lot of time with Dr. Drew, Adam Carolla.

0:58.7

Yeah, get it on.

1:01.8

Got to get it on no choice but to get it on mandate.

1:03.4

Get it on.

1:04.7

A couple things.

1:06.2

Well, good day, Baldwin.

1:06.8

Drunk.

1:07.8

Yeah. I'm drunk.

1:08.7

Good day, Allison Rosen.

1:10.2

Hello, Adam. Will Turn Theater with Jimmy Kimmel coming up. First'm drunk. Good day, Allison Rosen. Hello, Adam.

1:11.1

Will Turn Theater with Jimmy Kimmel coming up.

1:13.7

First 500 tickets getting autographed a book and all that good stuff.

1:17.8

Egyptian room, Indianapolis.

1:19.9

Pageant Theater, St. Louis.

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