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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Alonzo Bodden

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2010

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Teresa is back after visiting relatives, and talks a bit about her grandmother's funeral. She reflects on her parents dropping her off to spend time with her grandparents when she was a kid, and Adam recalls his grandparent's extremely small swimming pool. He adds that kids shouldn't think they're an inconvenience to their parents, though unfortunately both he and Teresa were raised to feel that way. Adam also talks a bit about his book being on the best seller list, and says he's worried about his parents reading it because he doesn't say anything nice about them in it.



Jumping into the news, Adam and Teresa discuss the Wikileak scandal, which according to one source, lists '92,000 reasons to end the war.' Adam is confused because he always thought that the war in Afghanistan was supposed to be 'the good war.' They discuss a controversy surrounding training police officers in Afghanistan, and Adam also talks about Terrell Owens shitty attitude and recent switch to Cincinnati. Another news story revolves around Angelina Jolie's private sex life, as she recently mentioned a few celebrities that she was willing to date when she was single. It reminds Adam of his relationship with Natasha Henstridge, and how he found out too late she was willing to go out with him. The last news story deals with Paris Hilton being caught doing the Hitler salute.



Alonzo Bodden (from Last Comic Standing and 101 Cars You Must Drive) comes in the studio with a soft cast around his wrist. He hurt it after falling off his Ducati and says that his hand swelled up 'like a Mickey Mouse glove.' He says that the pain hasn't really been so bad, it's mostly just the inconvenience. The guys start talking about being too tall to ride a motorcycle, and also a couple celebrities that are sponsoring racing teams. The segment ends with them talking about doing comedy gigs to help buy new tires for their bikes.



For 'Who The Fuck Sells This Shit,' Adam takes a call from someone selling clipboards for $1 a piece. So far she hasn't sold any. Another caller is selling blank cassette tapes that he found in his garage, and Adam teases him about selling them for cash only. He and Teresa compare online trading to hitchhiking, wondering who is more dangerous, the person selling, or the person picking up. The last caller is selling 86 new cans of beer for a buck a piece, but Adam convinces him to just drink it.



In fact, the beer seller is trying to raise money to help his band The Inevitable Backlash, as they go into recording their first album. We hear a bit of their single and even watch a part of the music video. Announcer Dawson recognizes the porn star who stars in the video as a Hustler Honey that he saw on a porno tape once. Before signing off, Adam teases Donny for mispronouncing La Jolla, even though his own last name has a soft J.



To see The Inevitable Backlash music video (NSFW), check out: http://www.vimeo.com/10548330



And to find out upcoming dates for Alonzo Bodden, visit www.alonzolive.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You know, I travel all the time.

0:01.3

I get on the plane.

0:02.1

Me too.

0:02.5

And I'm like exhausted.

0:03.6

I'm a zombie.

0:04.0

I don't even know what's going on.

0:04.7

I'm checked out.

0:05.6

Hello, five hour energy in my everyday life.

0:10.3

Not just in my everyday life, but when I travel, I'm alert.

0:14.1

Thank you, five hour energy.

0:15.6

I'd rather be on vacation somewhere with beautiful weather, but instead'm you know what I mean like in the Midwest or something like that and that's what happens and it's uh so you got to you know and the

0:24.4

flavors they have this new delicious Hawaiian flavor five hour energy drink you got to get it go to

0:30.4

five hour energy's website to find over 15 flavors to choose from with flavors like watermelon

0:35.3

tropical burst blue raspberry raspberry. You were saying

0:38.4

peach mango. Eric goes like this. He called me the other day. He goes, dude, have you had the

0:41.7

peach mango? And I go, no. No, not yet. Dude, I've only had the other ones. And I go crazy for

0:45.6

them. So, uh, anyway, there's a flavor for everyone. Check out regular strength, strawberry

0:50.4

lemonade, extra strength, fan fuel, and more. You even have the option to build your own 12 pack or 24 pack.

0:57.1

You choose the flavors and it's delivered right to your door so you can get a little assortment

1:00.0

of it.

1:00.2

It's really great.

1:00.9

But if you are out and about, you can always pick up a five-hour energy shot at your local

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