This is Corolla Digital.

An appa guy knows not to judge a man by his car's multicolor paint job or absence of safety features.

Who cares if it's technically old enough to vote

and the windows are powered by the strength of your left arm.

Your monthly payment is zero,

and it'll stay that way.

Because with over 400,000 parts and a little Napa know-how,

you can keep anything on the road.

She may not be pretty, but she's all yours. That's Napa Know-how.

To the insurance company, I'm leaving behind. You've scorn me for the last time. I've met another who makes me sing like a lark with the first morning do. It happened all so quickly.

In just 15 minutes, Geico swept me into a loving car insurance embrace and save me hundreds of dollars and sleepless nights.

Now I needn't worry if you'll be receptive to my automobile needs.

Geico will be there for me in all the ways you never could.

Regards, Sylvia and Silver Spring.

Geico, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

Oh, kids, you guys are in for a treat tonight.

Alonzo Bowden, or today or this morning.

Anyway, Alonzo Bowden.

Up on stage.

By the way, Alonzo Bowden is great in studio, but man, that guy up on stage is, well, I don't want to go ethnic on you, but dynomite.

So that's what's coming.

Also, a little bit of business before we jump into Alonzo.

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