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That's audible.com.ukesl-wondery. I'm Kevin Eland here sitting in for the tarty Adam Carolla, but he will be here in minutes, I'm told, which usually means what, half hours?

That's Adam time.

Yeah, but I'm here with the Bald Brian.

Did you call him tardy as in late or tarty as in like sweet?

Well,

he's both tardy and tarty.

I got you.

And a little bit bitter. Probably more bitter than tardy or tardy. Yeah. It's a part of your tongue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have no idea where he is. He's probably looking for a part for one of his cars. All I know is Donnie was having a conversation with them a few minutes ago and it ended with whatever, it's getting your car.

So... cars. All I know is Donnie was having a conversation with them a few minutes ago and it ended with whatever, it's getting your car. So I'm driving over here. I live down on the South Bay. Right. And this is really a little bit too far for me. I don't think I'll be coming back again. This is not a pleasant drive. It's not a pleasant drive, especially when you don't trust the GPS system. We did the JFK Jr thing. Actually, I did. I didn't trust the... I know what that ends. You know what I mean? We didn't end up in the ocean. But we did end up on the two freeway going the wrong way. Oh, yeah. But it just didn't look like the right exit. You know, when you come up on something, you think this does not feel right. Yeah, you get that hunch. And the GPS doesn't always steer you right. It kind of takes you around different ways.

And I think, no, no, that's wrong. And I'm not complaining because my wife and I got these no complaining rift bands. Is that enough for, by the way? Where are they from? They're from no complaint. Oh, complaint freeworld.org.

So,

I saw him on Oprah.

Okay.

No, I heard him on the Oprah station. Oh, you heard on the Oprah station in the car. Same thing. And you can't always trust that station either. Susan, by the way, is your wife. Or at least you're calling her your wife. She's my wife. Okay. For the viewers who have no idea, who have voices.

Yeah, so this is my current...

No complaining we're spain.

No complaining wristband. No complaining wristband. Sure. Yeah. And it's very difficult. It makes you realize how much you complain every day about things. And you're about to complain, you go, oh, I got the wristband on. Please put that on Adam when he gets here. Oh, I think it burned if I put it on it.

It might. Like holy water on a vampire. It would melt on his wrist. Well, it goes to go 21 days without having to move it to the other arm. So if you complain, it goes to the other wrist. Oh, sort of like that. Okay. For like snapping rubber band on yourself when you do something you're not supposed to do. Exactly. But that doesn't really seem like a big enough penalty just to switch it to the other wrist.

It should be, you should have to have it snap. Somebody snap it 20 times at you. Yeah, otherwise you're like, and another thing, your question is like switching it back and forth in the same conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it works for me. I'm also doubling it up as a no-sweets thing too. Nice.

And sometimes I'll have a suite, though, and I won't complain, so I have to wear both in the same together like this. It's really painful. You complain about having sweets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think more and more people should wear these because people do complain a lot. You're telling me, I said next to Adam Crowler for three and a half years. I didn't help people complain all that.

But he's ranting, he rants, doesn't he?

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