Hey, Kitty's Ace Man here, and we got ourselves a real commercial. That's right. My old friends

pro flowers have come on board. And as Donnie's grandparents would say from the old world,

they got such a deal for you, Bubula, because for only 1999, you can get 100 blooms for mom

and a free glass vase. Or vase, as the Corolla say, because we hold our pinkies out when we sip

our Earl Grey tea. So call 1-800 Pro Flowers, tell them A's sent you. Or better yet, go to

Adam Carolla.com and click on the Pro Flowers banner. So if you've been using Pro Flowers for years

or thinking about trying them, now's the time to start. Trust me, under 20 bucks for 100 flowers, plus they're guaranteed to stay fresh for seven days.

You can't lose.

She'll be impressed, but more importantly, she'll shut up.

Isn't that the most important thing about Mother's Day, not having mom complain about the cheap

gift you got her?

I don't hand this discount out to every chump.

You got to mention my name, Ace.

Call 1-800 Pro Flowers.

Tell them Ace sent you.

Or better yet, go to Adam Carolla.com

and click on the Pro Flowers banner.

And when you do, don't forget to click on the microphone

in the upper right-hand corner

and enter my password, Ace.

Music enter my password ace there's definitely one of those oh yeah that's that's what i remember that i

remember you yeah i haven't i haven't talked to you in a while, but I don't remember, but now that's right. You're back. Yeah, you reared your ugly head. That's how it goes. My family, their policy is they're the greatest people in the world, but if you want them to do anything for you, you've come to the wrong fucking place. My mom doesn't do shit for anybody, and neither's my dad.

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