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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Almost Live Podcast Part 1

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2010

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On this week's Almost Live Podcast, Adam, Teresa, and Bald Bryan talk about Bryan's trip to Italy, Zachary Levi, and bad parenting; then, Drawn Together creators Dave Jesser and Matt Silverstein stop in to talk about The Drawn Together Movie The Movie. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, Kitty's Ace Man here, and we got ourselves a real commercial. That's right. My old friends

0:04.7

pro flowers have come on board. And as Donnie's grandparents would say from the old world,

0:09.8

they got such a deal for you, Bubula, because for only 1999, you can get 100 blooms for mom

0:16.7

and a free glass vase. Or vase, as the Corolla say, because we hold our pinkies out when we sip our Earl

0:22.9

gray tea.

0:24.1

So call 1-800 Pro Flowers, tell them A-Sense you.

0:27.7

Or better yet, go to Adamcarola.com and click on the Pro Flowers banner.

0:32.0

So if you've been using Pro Flowers for years or thinking about trying them, now's the time

0:36.3

to start.

0:37.1

Trust me, under $20 for 100 flowers, plus they're guaranteed to stay fresh for seven days. You can't lose. She'll be impressed, but more importantly, she'll shut up. Isn't that the most important thing about Mother's Day, not having mom complain about the cheap gift you got her? I don't hand this discount out to every chump. You got to mention my name, Ace. Call 1-800 Pro Flowers. Tell them Ace sent you. Or better yet, go to Adam Carolla.com and click on the Pro Flowers banner. And when you do, don't forget to click on the microphone in the upper right-hand corner and enter my password, Ace. Hey, kitties, before we get started with the podcast, want to give a shout out to our friends

1:14.3

at Zero One Media Center. What do they do at Zero One Media Center, Weezer?

1:19.7

They make computers specializing in graphics or music mixing or video editing.

1:25.4

So instead of just going to the Mac store or wherever and buying one off the shelf,

1:30.7

they'll make one that's customized, supercharge for your needs. If you do what we do here,

1:37.4

they will make you a supercomputer for that application. Which they have, and that's the laptop

1:41.8

computer we're using for our live shows. But if you're also a normal student, they have great deals, and they're just a great all-around tech and regular Mac store.

1:49.9

All right.

1:50.5

So, go where we go.

1:52.5

Zero One Media Center.

1:54.3

Phone number.

1:55.2

310, 651, 84, 88.

1:58.5

Again, 310, 651,

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