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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Adam at the Hollywood Improv

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2010

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Adam opens the show with What Can't Adam Complain About. He takes suggestions from the 200 drunk people yelling at him, and also makes fun of a video clip from his favorite porn, Taboo II. He also complains about the new vortex beer bottles, and says they should have worked on making the beer taste better.



Teresa jumps into the news, with the top story involving Glen Beck's rally to honor MLK's speech about restoring America. She also talks about Paris Hilton's recent arrest for cocaine possession, and Adam says we all need to cut her a break and let her be a coke whore if that's what she wants to do. Teresa also tells a particularly gruesome story about a young boy putting a used condom in his mouth, and Isaac Hayes offers his comments on all of the stories.



Adam and Donny get into a heated discussion about living together and Donny wanting money for the oven he bought before he moved out. They reflect on what their landlord said was 'the most disgusting apartment I've ever seen.' He and Donny also complain about the swamp cooler Adam used to own, and Adam vents about his cheap father.



Comedian Dov Davidoff joins the stage and talks to Adam about his relationship with his wife. He and Dov talk about women's love of drama, whereas guys need to keep a level head if they want the relationship to last forever. Dov also talks about his girlfriend who he met and had a threesome with, and also shows Teresa the life affirming stuff he has written on his arms. Adam and Dov both complain about their 'crazy hippie intellectual' moms, and Tersesa points out there's 'something macho yet vulnerable' in Dov.



Adam performs This Week In Rage, counting down the things that pissed him off the most in the last seven days. He also gets in jabs about mini croissants, and people who try to defend spiders.



In the last part of the news, Teresa talks about Madonna's parenting skills. Adam can't understand why the kids are being taught French, and he and Dov commiserate to eating from a 'microbiotic diet.' The last story deals with Bristol Palin and The Situation both being new cast members on Dancing with the Stars, and Adam comes up with a fantastic idea to keep The Situation's shirt on.



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1:25.3

Hi, everybody. It's Donnie. Hey, I want to let you know that Adam's going to be doing another live podcast, February 3rd at the Bray Improv, and February 10th at the Ontario Improft. Tickets are still available, so go to Adamcrow.com for more information. See you there.

1:55.0

Yeah, get it on. Get it on.

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Got to get it on.

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