Before jumping to the phone lines, Adam remarks how amazing it is that Sonny has learned the 'Jingle Bells Batman Smells' parody. He feels like it's a right of passage, and says that if you're writing a song, it should be easy to parody. Adam then talks to a guy who was inspired to move his family to Seattle after hearing some of Adam's wisdom.

Adam complains about people who go out of their way to get a fancy haircut, when it just grows back anyway. He also talks to a guy about the 'Fair Tax' and goes on a rant about paying his fair share. Later, he speaks to a guy about sports obsession, and tells him that he shouldn't live or die by his team. Adam also recalls a few stories from him past, including getting truck drivers to honk for fun, and living with Donny in sweltering heat.

In the last section of the show, Adam helps a caller with adult braces try to get laid. He also talks about how he plans to keep his kinds handy, and wraps the show talking about enjoying cars and tools with Sandy and Donny, even though all of them came to the hobby for different reasons.

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