Hey, kitties, let me give you a heads up. A charity, me and my wife are very much involved with

the Shakespeare Center of L.A. is doing two auctions on eBay. One is a tour of the warehouse.

You can come out and see all my beautiful Italian cars and see the Man Show memorabilia.

And the others, you can sit in on a podcast. So if you're a fan of this podcast, you're going to want to get in on this.

By the way, if you want to attend the event itself,

go to either my website at Adam Carolla.com or go to eBay and look up Shakespeare Kager.

I'll be there, May 23rd, 2 to 6 p.m. in beautiful Malibu, hosted by me, Jay Leno, Pat and Oswald, Bob Sagitt, and Jeff Ross.

Everyone's doing comedy. The beer's going to be flowing. It's $150 a ticket, and it's all going to a great charity.

So I'll see you Saturday, May 23rd in Malibu, and go to eBay now to check out these auctions.

Yeah, get it on, everyone.

Welcome back to the podcast, just sitting in my office with my good buddy, the Wees.

I'm going to do a little listener mail today.

I was working on my CBS pilot.

We got a little screwed up, had a couple bookings fall through.

Actually, I had to cancel out on them because of my schedule, so I came in late night.

And it's just me and the Weeeze sitting in the office cranking out our own podcast.

Weezer, you got some mail you'd like to discuss?

Yes, I do.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, this one is from Oscar the Cop.

Adam, my question is, why did you get married?

You're at the top of your game.

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