Hey, Chickapies, Ace Man here. Before we get started, I want to thank you for sharing this product with a friend.

Honestly, the only reason we're here and the lights are on and we've been going strong for over four years now is because of you and you telling a friend, a loved one, and or a coworker.

So thank you so much in advance and enjoy the show.

From Corolla 1st,

in Glendale, California,

it's the 2013 Ace Awards, honoring the best of the Adam Carolla show this year.

Featuring Trophy Girl, Allison Rosen, and seat filler Brian Bishop.

And now, your host for this evening's ceremonies, Adam Carolla.

Oh, thank you very much.

So excited.

Special shout out to Dawson and Gary and Mike Lynch and all the folks that made this possible.

We never hear this before.

Well, we were there when much of it was going down, but we never know what the selections were. So always kind of exciting. And I forget about shit that took place 10 months ago anyway. I don't want to speak for you guys, but favorite show of the year. I enjoy this the most. Yes, Apsa, damn, absolutely. And why is this more satisfying? Remember a clip show is on TV?

There was always a little worse.

It's like, I know, a clip show.

This is my favorite.

It's highly curated.

I really do.

Yes, it is.

I really do enjoy it.

I brought my kids here tonight.

We're going to have a little party afterward, a little bit of business.

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