The comfortable way to deal with these stories is to say they are about them.

The way to understand these stories is to say they are about us.

No, no.

No.

The comfortable way to deal with these stories is to say they are about them.

The way to understand these stories is to know they are about us. Well, raising cattle has long been a staple of life in America's heartland. It's a pastime. That's big business for America's ranchers, but it's also becoming an even bigger target for crime. Over the past few years, we've seen a steady increase in cattle thefts across the state

with some industry experts estimating the losses in the millions of dollars,

often known as cattle rustling, stealing cattle is a crime as old as the American West,

yet today thieves are taking full advantage of modern day tools to ply their age-old

trade.

Well, if I was born in Houston, you know, I'd probably consider stealing Lamborghinis and

Porsches and BMWs, but you know, I was born in Bum-Fuck Egypt and cattle made the most sense

at the time.

Cattle rustling is when you deprive livestock from honest working people.

The stories are, and I'm sure they're true.

West of the Paco, you were hung for it by the neck until dead.

Although everybody you'll run into still says you'll get hung it by the neck until dead,

or they can still hang you in Texas for stealing cattle. I got so sick of hearing that prison.

The law doesn't say you can hang people.

We had a hard time with hanging Solomon Hussein.

If you pass something around for a million times, they believe it's gospel.

Another big reason I filed that motion to be hung by the neck until dead. And some of them morons still said,

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