Acquittal! (I QUIT!)
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2021
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Acquittal?? How much evidence do we need? Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder serve up justice along with some much needed laughs in this week's episode of the Titus Podcast... because the world is a clown show.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:10.9 | This episode is brought to you by Molecule. |
| 0:13.1 | You got allergies like me? |
| 0:14.4 | Or do you just want to breathe clean air? |
| 0:16.2 | You need molecule. |
| 0:17.6 | And now, here's Christopher Titus with the Armaged Update. |
| 0:21.9 | I'm Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:26.5 | Acquittal, I quit. Seriously, we have the dude on television telling his people to |
| 0:31.3 | quote, fight like hell, march to the Capitol. We have him lying about election fraud |
| 0:35.5 | six months before the election. You know what? |
| 0:38.1 | It was like he saw the future that he told his people to create. The dude is like a diabetic |
| 0:43.1 | Miss Cleo. I will continue. I will not allow them to stop me. I will teach as a shaman and help |
| 0:50.1 | those who seek the knowledge. With treason. And on Saturday, the Republicans let him off the hook. |
| 0:57.2 | The dude, he crimed, he tried to overthrow the government, tried to install himself as a dictator, |
| 1:03.9 | committed treason. |
| 1:05.2 | And after the amazing case presented by the House managers, we were served up a word salad |
| 1:10.3 | by his lawyer, Bruce |
| 1:11.4 | Kaster, that honestly rivaled a favorite uncle trying to hide a meth addiction at a family |
| 1:16.2 | reunion. |
| 1:20.5 | The case was a slam dunk. |
| 1:25.8 | We had video and statements and recordings of cops scared out of their minds, a mob, |
| 1:31.2 | chased them and caught them, you know, and beat some of them, |
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