0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a hundred six zero in progress in most of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is good.
0:13.0	Get back here.
0:20.0	Hi everybody, look at me pinch my nutsack.
0:24.6	Ouch.
0:25.6	I'm sorry, I was sitting cross legs and now I'm batwinging it.
0:29.6	Anyways, this is the worst intro in the history of podcast intro.
0:32.6	I got a new backdrop.
0:34.6	I'm Martha Stewart.
0:35.6	I'm Martha Stewart. Hey, everybody, I'm coming to a city
0:39.2	near you. When does this come out? I will be in Sacramento opening up for Brendan Schaubb,
0:45.4	then Houston, Texas, Dallas, Texas, and maybe Canada, but the ice road truckers are standing
0:51.7	strong. Yeah, tickets at Craig Cohnett.com.
0:56.0	Check me out tour.
0:57.1	I'm always in L.A.
0:58.3	Los Angeles can handle this.
1:01.5	You know, fucking tune into my podcast right now.
1:06.4	Right now.
1:07.1	My guest is me.
1:08.3	You get all of this.
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