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Shut up a Second

Acorns

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Acorns.


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0:00.0

Sandspance Radio, slip a digitin, would you?

0:04.3

Hey everyone, our sister show Plumbing the Death Star, is doing another UK tour.

0:09.1

We're doing Edinburgh Fringe, London Podcast Festival, some late night shows at the Soho, and a bunch of cities in between.

0:15.8

So, if you want to catch us live, even if it's just a demand we do D&D and bring Cass next time, you can grab tickets at sandspansradio.com slash live, but be quick, as a lot of shows are close to selling out. Hey everybody, I'm Jackson Bailey, and welcome to another episode of shut up a second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I didn't introduce that, like, Jackson Billy speaks America. Who are you? I'm George de Morellos. I'm Ruby Franklin. I'm Cass.

0:41.2

Today's time. introduce that like Jackson Belly speaks America. Who are you? I'm George DiMerellas.

0:38.6

I'm Ruby Franklin.

0:40.1

I'm Cass.

0:41.2

Today's topic is acorns.

0:48.1

Hey, what's the best acorn?

0:53.2

Is it an acorn called acorn? A neutral? Like it's a corn? Like a singular corn. It is a corn. If you get two acorns together, is it like a do corn? It's a do corn. V corn. Try corn. Quad corn. Do you guys like knots? I'm not a nut guy. Yes, I love nuts. Am I the only anti-knot person? It depends on the situation. Like, I'm nut. I'm pro-nut depending on, like, what the food is and what the nut is and my mood of the day. Okay, so, but see, so I like peanuts, say, sprinkled on top of like a saute or something.

1:27.7

Yep, love it.

1:28.5

But I'm not eating peanuts from a bag.

1:31.3

Have you ever?

1:32.2

You know when you start and you can't stop until it's all gone and you feel sad?

1:35.2

I just, I hate.

1:37.0

Yeah, it's just too much.

1:39.3

I know that I'm enjoying you.

1:40.6

I know that if like you buy a bushel of donuts or whatever and you eat your way through and you're like, a bushel. A bushel. What would you? Healthy or plural for donuts? What would you call it? A murder of donuts. A ring toss. A quaint of donuts. A parliament of donuts. No, I just hate eating nuts. Like, you know you're at a party and you're like, oh, what are the other fucking crackers and shit? And there's nuts and you maybe grab a handful and you're like, now my mouth is dry. My teeth are full of fucking husk. I've got a question. Is there like a nut hierarchy? Are there nuts that are better than other nuts? Okay, what is your

2:18.1

nut hierarchy? What are your top nuts? Poor man. Again, okay, discounting mood taste things

2:25.2

of the time. Yeah. Um, I reckon, of course. Contextless. Yeah. I reckon macadamia is very good. That is the pit is, it is like, it is silky. Oh my God, the feeling of chewing them is great. The taste is good. They go in sweets, yes. Funny you mentioned that because I was going to say, I had this experience recently, right? It was a bit of a bit of a hit to the system a little bit, but I was in there, I was eating some peanut butter. Yeah. A piece of bread.

2:51.2

And I'm like, you know what?

2:52.4

I had some macadamia nuts just sitting there.

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