It's the Harris Bookball Podcast brought to you by DraftKings, America's top rated

daily fantasy app with your host, Christopher Harris.

Welcome everybody, welcome in, my name is Chris and this is a thing that I will use

vocal cords to make you smile in, hello there tapeworms, thank you for listening today.

Fifth show of the week, if you've been listening along this week and since the beginning of

July, thank you.

I hope you've enjoyed it.

If this is your first show back, welcome back.

I hope you'll consider catching up to some evergreen shows from this week and from July.

And you know, if this is the very first podcast of mine you've ever listened to and you're

trying to decide whether you ever want to listen again, wow, that is a lot of pressure.

I shouldn't have said that.

Now I'm in my own head.

You know, I can tell you that I and everyone else who is also currently listening agrees

that this show is incredibly stupid.

And while we talk about football, like it matters on this show, we acknowledge, you know,

it doesn't matter that much.

It's fun to get lost in the weeds and try and figure out stuff before it happens.

I spend hundreds of hours very intently trying to do just that.

But you know, to most of us, the actual value of this stupid show is connection and inside

jokes and nicknames and mix tapes that the users create.

And also you can rest assured, I'll just say right now that every single podcast I make,

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