I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

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I'm the large human being standing behind the bar,

nicknamed Care Bear, Kieran Hickey Simple,

and I have joined here today with two gentlemen

who made their mark on the football field

and now they are making their marks behind the microphone.

One of them, a best-selling author,

a man wearing non-prescription

glasses and he proudly has Oprah Winfrey's phone number do we care we don't

but Emmanuel Hacho is joining us here yeah beautiful people before I get to

anything else this is a nerve-wracking day for me oh wow I got two four hundred

dollar bets to win fifteen thousand dollars in in prize picks, Code Speakeasy.

Here is what has to happen.

I need you as invested as I am.

Okay, lock in, lock you in, lock, in.

I need Jared Allen, center for the Cleveland Cavaliers to have less than six rebounds.

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