It is the Jesse Kelly show on a Monday. Let's have some fun. I want you to imagine something.

And don't be wrong. We have a huge show for you. Obama subway. Yeah. Turns out that

politics hurts the bottom line. We have illegal immigration stuff and a disastrous infrastructure

bill in hilarious audio. We have all that. But first set all that stuff aside for a moment.

It's a Monday. Been a long day for you. I want you to imagine something. Imagine you and I.

We live together. Don't make it weird, but just roommates or something. You and I, we live

together. I'm in charge. It's why it's my house. I'm letting you stay there. So in general,

you have to do what I say. And I wake up one morning, go out get a cup of coffee, you come

out, you wake up, you say what's going on? And I'm looking out the front window. And I turn

and I say to you, Hey, you know, I'm sorry. I just went out there and checked the front

lawn. It is full of landmines. And if you step on one, you're going to die. So you cannot

go on the front lawn. You can't. Oh, you would say, Okay, I understand that's not good.

We should probably get those cleaned up. But all right. That's not good. And you wake

up the next one. And there you see me walking around the front lawn with my morning coffee

in my hand, wave into the neighbor, play in the ball with the dog. You would think to yourself,

Okay, that's, that's odd. It's, he just told me there were landmines there. I would come

in. You'd say, Oh, the landmines gone. And I'd say, Nope. All those landmines are still

there. Don't you dare walk on that front lawn or you're going to die. And then you woke

up the next morning and saw me doing the same thing. And woke up the next morning and saw

me doing the same thing. And the next morning saw me doing the same thing. And the next morning

saw me doing the same thing. What conclusion would you come to? Would you say to yourself,

Jesse's a hypocrite? Maybe, maybe probably. But what's the real conclusion you would come

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