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Hello, I'm Folk Williams and this is Hanky the Christmas Boo. Hanky the Christmas Boo. I love you. He does too. He loves his Christmas brand jumper and he is a big poo.

Spent some at ease actually, but no worries. Anyway here we are, with the same jokes as last week. Everyone who was listening then.

So, someone told me I got a mailed today saying the toilet humor. It was from Helen Steele. She said that the toilet humor that comes out of my mouth that revolts you makes the pod.

Well, apologies Helen it doesn't.

Okay well according to science.

And when you say when you say you got a male like what do you mean?

According to science. Yeah, are you into science?

Do you believe not not when it's facts like this?

Because it's just so stupid. It's like it's like starting an article with

According to a leading scientist who who's the leading scientist any

Scientists have said that I must be funnier according to kids because new studies have shown that kids understand and can see the

Funny side of a situation from one month old and they like toilet humor. Yeah, no shit. They're kids. No shit

Sure, yeah, like on obviously I can't believe you're even taking that as any kind of win. Oh, yeah

Children find me funny like all you have to do to make a bunch of kids laugh is fart

I don't force you do fart you farted last night. Thank you for lunch

No, I didn't yes you did you're saying that throughout the whole of last night yesterday evening

You didn't let one rip no, I didn't let anyone so you you didn't fart yesterday. No the only human being in the world didn't fart

Mr.

Hunky the Christmas moon small and brown

I've read the words I found the lyrics. I'm actually saying the chorus

I'm actually sometimes embarrassed this to be on this pop mr. Hunky the Christmas boo small and brown

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