Some crimes are violent, some are tragic, and some are just so absurd that they make you lose a little faith in humanity.

Today, we're diving into the deep end of American absurdity.

We're talking about lawsuits so wild, so petty, and so downright unbelievable, you'll think we made them up.

Hey guys, and welcome to the Moms and Mysteries podcast, a true crime podcast featuring myself, Mandy, and my dear friend, Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hi, Mandy. How are you? I am doing

wonderful. How are you? I am doing so great. I cannot wait for us to do this episode in particular because it's so fun and crazy. And it makes me feel better about myself that I never would consider doing any of these things. So like right there, I'm like, I might be a garbage person, but I wouldn't do this. I wouldn't go that far. So it's like the bar. I'm above the bar.

You're above the bar. Yes. These stories we're going to talk about today, they do make you wonder like where people get the audacity and have the nerve to try some of these things because I could never. Like I just would never. And it's

crazy that some people do some of these crazy things and file lawsuits that should never be filed.

So let's get started. We're going to take it back to March of 2005. This is something many of our

listeners will probably remember. But this is back in 2005. Flip phones are really a

hot new thing. MySpace is, you know, the social media mothership. I always forget about

MySpace now. I feel like we're so far removed from MySpace. I forget that it was even a thing.

No, the thing you always remember about MySpace and it gives me PGSD is that your top eight.

And I remember literally having people ask one particular why they weren't on my top eight.

And I was like, or they weren't like the number one.

I was like, listen, I got to move things around.

And I like to make everybody number one point.

Right.

It was too much stress.

I can't do it.

Yeah. And at this same time that we have all

that going on, there's a huge scandal also unfolding in the fast food industry. And it involved

a bowl of chili. So if you were alive in 2005 and eating at Wendy's that year, then you

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