'Absolutely (The Story of A Girl)' by Nine Days (w/ Jill Gutowitz)

Punch Up The Jam

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Music, Comedy, Music Commentary

4.8 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

This is the story of a girl, actually two girls (Miel and writer Jill Gutowitz – @jillboard) and a boy (Demi), revisiting the early 00s one hit wonder "Absolutely" by Nine Days, stopping to discuss farting while peeing and the HBO original series Entourage along the way.

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0:00.0	This is a head gun podcast.
0:05.3	When you stand up pee, do you ever like a little fart comes out and you're like whoops?
0:10.0	No, what?
0:13.2	I'm about pooped. No dude. Every dude I've seen pee fart 20 p's really why are you time?
0:19.3	Hi, it's like they're usually squeakers. You can hear I'm like genuinely now
0:23.6	I don't know what I feel like if I feel like I'm gonna fart when I'm peeing
0:28.1	I would I would sit down before start midstream, but I'm saying like I feel the fart coming on for way before
0:36.1	Should we start
0:38.1	I
0:57.3	Hello and welcome back to another episode of punch up the damn wheel
1:04.5	Oh
1:07.4	Just felt myself saying in that cadence hi, I'm dimmy. I'm male
1:11.9	So that's all good bye. Well, thanks for listening everybody
1:15.8	No, we got ourselves a special guest. Do we I think so who do I smell?
1:20.7	Okay, yeah, well, let's smell them on down
1:25.1	You know we're from vice. Yep. You know we're from glamour. She's a writer. She's a French is
1:34.5	Wow, I feel like I should like tear my shirt off to the intro you can I feel like I was like I don't know
1:42.9	I imagine myself walking into an arena wearing a cape. Yes. Yes, it's like a wrestling. That's how we like to welcome our guests
1:48.6	I have the stadiums booing you and you're just eating it up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you might pile drive us
1:53.8	I don't know. Oh crap. I just like crap
1:57.5	Please watch your language. This is a family show. Oh should we try what the heck no?
2:02.2	I already our intro is talking about whether or not we fart when we
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