Hello and welcome back to the Europeans coming to you from London on this end,

Amsterdam from the other end, Dominic Kramer.

You've had a lockdown haircut, that's very exciting.

Yeah, shaved my hair off, which apparently all the gays are doing right now.

So I thought it was being really original, but it's become a meme

that all the gay men are either shaving their hair or dyeing it a wacky colour.

How are you finding it?

Isn't it quite chilly?

It was really chilly for a few days.

But it's amazing.

Like five days later, it's already grown back considerably.

So it doesn't feel so extreme anymore.

I was like scaring my husband every time I turn the corner because he's like,

who's the stranger in my house?

But it's me.

What's new in London?

Well, I've just invested in some scissors, actually,

because I'm going to have to start cutting my fringe soon,

or my bangs, as they would call them in America.

But everything's fine here.

I've got a lockdown tip for you.

Oh, go on.

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