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Absolutely Not

Absolutely Knot!

Absolutely Not

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4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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On this episode, Heather is so excited to tell you all how to rise and relax with her at sea on her cruise - Absolutely Knot! You know travel really gets her going, but she feels the shakedown coming from Italy. She also get s a voicemail from one of our favorite pod guests!


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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:04.0

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,

0:10.0

where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:17.0

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

0:25.2

absolutely not podcast I'm your host Heather McMahon how are you hope you're having a

0:30.7

beautiful day it's a gorgeous week The weather here in Atlanta has been

0:35.0

Chef's Kiss, delicious, and it's been great. I'm wearing my shirt that I bought it Forever 21 about 10 years ago. It says no is this

0:44.1

H&M this is H&M this is a mall fee. This is a mall fee because guess what your

0:48.2

girls going back to Italy and I'll tell you what I'll tell you what right

0:52.1

now the EU, the European Union is trying to shake down some American tourists right now.

0:59.6

Well all tourists for monies and I'll tell you what I while I may be

1:05.0

reping the Amalfi Coast by wearing this t-shirt I may not be going to the Amalfi

1:10.0

Coast because I cannot afford it and I know I'm a new money bitch, but let me tell you what.

1:15.0

I also am not a fucking fool.

1:18.0

And my favorite dream hotel that I want to go to

1:21.0

is literally trying to rake me over the coals. You know, and I'm an experience

1:26.2

girlly. I have always been get the meal, get the bottle of wine, go on the trip, see the things, see the show. I'm an experience, kind of gal.

1:37.0

I'll fight with a fucking Kansas City tourist for the last Louis Vuitton on Canal Street in a heartbeat.

1:44.0

But I will absolutely pay for the 15-course

1:48.0

omecase chefs tasting.

1:50.0

I will throw money out the window that I will never see again on food and beth.

1:55.0

But what some might consider like, I don't know, an heirloom or an investment,

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