Absolum and Other Games (Ft. Adam Carnevale)
Thumb Cramps
Sanspants Radio
4.9 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
This week on Thumb Cramps, it’s April 2: April, the month where they play and review video games and to keep the theme going they’re joined by D&D Is For Nerds host, Adam Carnevale to look at Absolum for the Nintendo Switch 2, Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days for the PC and Pokemon Sword or Pokemon Shield we don’t know for Joel Zammit’s Switch. If anyone has a contact for the board of MILFs, please send it through to Thumb Cramps so they can apply. Thank you.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Sans Pants Network. |
| 0:07.0 | Like it possibly, you're wrong. |
| 0:08.4 | This April, it's April 2. |
| 0:11.4 | April. |
| 0:12.6 | It's the month where we play and review video games. |
| 0:17.5 | You're listening to Thumb Cranx. |
| 0:20.5 | A show for those whose thumbs are cracr cramping. |
| 0:29.6 | Welcome to this week's episode of Thumb Crams Video Game Review Podcasts for everyone whose thumbs are crapping. |
| 0:35.7 | I'm Joel. |
| 0:36.2 | I'm Jackson. |
| 0:36.9 | Hey, this is right at the end of the episode. It's my birthday this week. Don't forget to message me, April 13. And today, we're joined by our beautiful friend, gamer extraordinaire, and host of D&D is for nerds. It's Adam Carnivali. Thank you for having me. It's good to be. Mr. Video games, they call him. Mr. Xbox. That's what they call him. He was telling me early and he only had an Xbox. I used to have the nickname Game Boy Kid. By whom? The older boys? The bus driver. My contemporaries. Your contemporaries. My contemporaries. the... G. What were you the only kid with a game boy? Football club. Ah, at a football club. Yeah, damn. I thought you were hanging out with coogers. I was like, that's awesome, dude. You're not having sex with moms. You don't hear much about cougas anymore. Yeah. Because we're Cougarage now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's Cougarage? |
| 1:30.9 | Yeah, But I guess that's because we're cougar age now. Yeah. Yeah. What's cougar age? Now when I go out, I hit the town and I make love to beautiful women, it's only milfs. Yeah, exactly. Because I'm of milf age. Does a cougar have to be a milf? Yeah. No. I'm genuinely asking. They don't have to have a child. |
| 1:44.7 | No. |
| 1:45.0 | They don't have to have a child? |
| 1:46.0 | They don't have to have a child? |
| 1:46.1 | They just need to be an older woman. |
| 1:47.5 | Historically, a cougar would be a milf without a child. |
| 1:50.0 | But I think that milf and cougar is a frame of mind. Oh, I agree. You can be a 25-year-old Cougar if you want, provided that everything's above board. |
| 1:58.3 | Looking back out of that sort of. |
| 1:59.7 | Are you saying, though, technically they are or aren't... |
| 2:03.4 | I know you're like, you know, you don't have to have a kid or you could have a kid, whatever. But technically do they have to have a kid? I don't believe there's any governing body that decides this kind of thing. Yeah. There's no website we could go to to find out the truth. And let me tell you, if there was a governing body of what is a milf, thumb cramps would be right there. |
| 2:21.6 | And this week, we are looking at Absalom and other games. |
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