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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.9 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2018

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Oh, sweet mercy. The poop jokes might just be a little bit too literal on today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast. You're going to need your very own butt-ler to help you get through this episode. There's also a mock draft where Andy, Jason, and Mike fight over the best fast food chain restaurants. Of course, the Spitballers also wax philosophical and dish out some life advice, like what to do when your kid wants to play soccer like a loser. Be sure to subscribe and drop us a 5-star rating if you enjoy! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:16.7	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:26.5	Thank you. It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. What's going on?
0:28.6	The Spitballers!
0:30.1	Back again, Monday.
0:32.7	And you know what?
0:34.1	I'm excited to be here.
0:35.5	I haven't, I don't know what this show is going to be in any
0:38.1	way, shape, or form. I haven't looked at one of the questions. I don't know anything. I'm excited
0:43.8	because everything is new. You're just a wild man. I'm a wild man. We've got a mock draft on
0:49.6	the show today. That is true. And you get the first pick in today's draft.
0:56.0	Cayu will not be here. Oh, thank goodness. It doesn't know how to use a microphone.
1:02.2	Doesn't know how to walk up to the microphone, doesn't know to sit in a chair, talk into a microphone.
1:06.8	It looks a little like a microphone. That's it. That's all he's got in the podcast game.
1:10.7	Cayu, not a podcaster.
1:12.1	Apparently, you know, how does a show exist that literally nobody likes?
1:18.8	Because the response...
1:20.4	Are you talking about this?
1:22.9	Yeah.
1:23.6	Spitballers, man, that's me.
1:24.9	No, that's the response.
1:26.4	Hey, everybody, if you're listening for the first time, you're new to the spitballers,
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