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🗓️ 12 April 2019
⏱️ 9 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm very appreciative of people in the service industry. I've spent a lot of time in the service industry myself. |
0:11.3 | That being said, I knew as a butt, thank God as a butt, that being said, when a way or a way |
0:19.0 | interest seems flustered at work. It is my violent to me. Yo, yo, just take the plate, put on a table, |
0:34.6 | smile and walk the fuck away. If this is too much stress for you, the real world is going to |
0:42.3 | break you in half. We're talking, hey, who got the Brussels sprouts? You put it down here. |
0:49.3 | Okay, I have too many tables in my section. Do you know what life is? Life is a section with too |
0:57.6 | many tables. Life the restaurant, motherfucker, whole restaurant and you to cook and you to |
1:02.9 | buster and you got to run the food to the table. That's life. Yeah, smile motherfuckers when they walk |
1:07.4 | in and smile when they walk out. Well, I had this waitress, they had a fucking attitude. Yeah, |
1:11.5 | she was upset and flustered and I could not fathom how she existed in that already. So what had |
1:18.7 | like multiple jobs in different industries when people are unhappy at their job. Oh, man, they |
1:25.5 | find complaints about everything. I was a court bailiff with glorified security guard. Yeah, like |
1:33.9 | nine to five weekends off, holidays off, the cushiest fucking job in the world. Yeah, you know, I swear |
1:39.6 | park anywhere. They never shut up about complaint. Humans have it in us. We're built to find |
1:47.4 | problems. That's how our brains work. That's how we survive. It is literally how we survive. We |
1:51.6 | are we are from we are in the forest or in the jungle. We need to hear some leaves crinkle and then |
1:58.4 | go, what is that? That's how our brains work. So now we're a court bailiff and we hear somebody |
2:04.9 | breathe loud and we're like, what is that? Even though that really does not affect us in any way, |
2:10.1 | our brains are wired to be affected by it. And I'm telling you when you see somebody complain about |
2:16.1 | a job that are literally the lowest stakes in the like if excuse me, I asked for a fries instead of |
2:22.7 | mashed potatoes. Okay. Bitch, come back here once. Let's come back here once. Did I ask you for |
2:31.8 | fries? Yes. Did you give me mashed potatoes? Yes. Whose fault is that yours? Go get me my |
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