The night may be long and the dark may be deep, but the answers are there to be found.

Whether it's the normal, the abnormal, or the paranormal, you're in the right place.

Let's go beyond reality.

Okay, deep breath.

Deep breath.

Everything's going to be fine.

So another hurricane?

Another hurricane.

All right.

So for everybody out there who's in the path of this hurricane, please be careful.

It's a category three right now with about 125-mile-an-hour winds.

It's on the verge of becoming a cat four.

That means 130 miles an hour or higher.

And it's going to make landfall near Tallahassee.

And you know the real kicker on this thing, Jim?

It's October, right?

So it's the month of Halloween, and this darn thing is named Michael.

Do you think there was some meteor, I don't know, the National Hurricane Center or whatever

it is that names these storms?

Do you think there was a little laughter and tongue-in-cheekness going on when they made these

names up?

I can't be the only one picking this up, so I'm sure somebody else got it.

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