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So this particular viewer says he was about to do his girlfriend doggy style

But he's seen some poo poo on her bunghole from not wiping.

Yeah.

Do you smash or not?

No.

If it's your girlfriend, you just...

Shut your mouth and smash anyway?

I mean, you just get one of the clothes out of floor and wipe her ass all in the amount of the hair.

Just wipe it on her blouse. Just wipe on her thing and just... That's what she gets for not having a clean bottle. You can't remember me. You're probably having sex with the girl. You can't mean, you want to blow the loads. You've got to wipe the fucking thing and just take care of it again. I mean, it's part of life. I mean, it's part of life

sometimes it happens

and it won't be the last time

just take care of it again. It's part of life. I mean, it's part of life.

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