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🗓️ 24 March 2022
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Emmy’s a chef; her twin brother Ross is an aspiring vegetable influencer. All they want is total culinary dominance—but a swiftly growing pond is ruining phase 1 of their five-year plan.
Written by MJ Halberstadt
Performed by: Michael Delisle, Katie Hartman, Jimmy O’Connell, Mickey Rodgers, Abby Royle, Leonardo McCloskey Feller, and Momo McCloskey Feller.
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0:00.0 | It is my birthday and it's your birthday too. |
0:11.0 | We both get presents, we both get our cakes, we both get our candles, on wishes we make. |
0:21.0 | Well it's a birthday month anyhow, let's find. |
0:25.0 | I have a status update, I heard the pianist, I heard the champagne, pre-ordered some pies, pies, |
0:30.0 | rust because it works so perfectly in terms of the cake. |
0:33.0 | And our CPS are starting to shrivel in. |
0:35.0 | I have been updating the Google Doc, have you been looking at the Google Doc? |
0:38.0 | I need you to pay more attention to the Google Doc. |
0:41.0 | Okay, I am on set work. |
0:43.0 | Bye. |
0:46.0 | Champagne, I thought this party was more lawn games and parlor games, did you even look at my Pinterest, I'm guessing you didn't. |
0:55.0 | I want to make Sangria. |
0:56.0 | Sangria in clear glasses so you can see all the berries and citrus I grew, think of how photogenic that'll be. |
1:02.0 | I'm thinking ahead, I mean I'm not trying to be a diva, you know, it's looking, it has to look good on socials. |
1:07.0 | So can we please, please get on the same page sooner rather than later. |
1:11.0 | By the way, have you heard that crazy forecast about the pond? I mean it looks fine now, but I don't know people are talking. |
1:18.0 | Yeah, I just got to work to go over the menu for tomorrow and everyone's talking about the pond for some reason. |
1:25.0 | I'm like, hello, my debut is tomorrow. |
1:29.0 | And lawn games. |
1:32.0 | Interesting. I was actually thinking our party would be cool. |
1:37.0 | Hey, Emmy, can you call me as soon as you got this, nobody deal, but please call me right away. |
1:46.0 | Yeah, just call me. |
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