about the dentist

TyRANTS

Ty French

Comedy, Society & Culture, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

In this rant: Ty’s beef with Clarins over Gwen Stefani, Southwest Airlines foolery, the dentist, astronauts finally returning, and Katy Perry heading to space.

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0:00.0	Oh my god, he's so out of time.
0:02.0	Like what is that with Ty?
0:03.0	Do you want to go back in there?
0:04.0	He's such a rat.
0:05.0	Wait, did you know what to her?
0:07.0	I know he's un-heavish, but you're just shaned.
0:09.0	French, like what the f***?
0:10.0	Ty, Ty, Ty, Man.
0:13.0	Tai, Tai, Tai, Tant.
0:16.0	Tai, Tai, Tant.
0:19.0	Tai, Tyrants.
0:23.6	We about to be up all night, waking up a zombie.
0:27.6	Now put your paws all over me.
0:29.6	You zombie boy, you zombie boy.
0:31.6	Doo, do, do, do, do, do, too, too, too, too.
0:34.6	Few times have been around that track so it's not just going to happen like that.
0:41.3	First, things first, I'm the realist.
0:45.6	Second, that song, Zombie Boy by Miss Lady Gaga, eats down.
0:55.9	Three? Yes. by Ms. Lady Gaga eats down. Three.
0:57.7	Yes, it reminds me of Hollaback girl.
1:02.0	B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S by Ms. Gwen Stefani.
1:07.5	Do you know how embarrassing, how humiliating, how humbling, how humbling it was for me to see every other goddamn influencer in this freaking city go to an event this past week.
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