ABOUT LAST NIGHT #518: JONATHAN KITE

About Last Night

Cloud10

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Jonathan Kite returns to talk Seth Rogen’s QUARANTINE, old P.E. teachers, how standup comedy could change post isolation, and his new talk show on FB! Jon’s an ALN legend, and this episode is another classic! Follow him on Instagram @jonathankite, and Adam @adamraycomedy! This episode of ALN is brought to you by: HANGOVER CANDLE CO. The best in homemade candles in the USA! Made in Fort Collins, CO, they provide over 40 flavors and will custom make a hand-cut, poured and designed candle for your life! They smell great, they look money, and you’ll make your friends jealous! Go to ETSY & search HANGOVER CANDLE CO. and enter promo code ALN25 for 25% off your order!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And the Hey guys Adam Ray here for the about last night podcast hope you guys are doing well. We are
0:29.0	waiting for Jonathan Kite to show up.
0:34.0	That's what we're, that's what we're waiting for.
0:37.0	So, um...
0:42.0	Yeah! Yeah.
0:44.0	You there?
0:48.0	Yeah. Yeah.
0:49.0	John Kite connected to audio.
0:53.4	The internet.
0:54.8	Can you hear me?
0:56.5	Yeah, baby.
0:57.1	You look great.
0:58.5	You know, just how do you like my fucking Bob Barker microphone?
1:02.4	I want to know how much is the price of the of the
1:06.4	showcase. How much is the cabinet behind me? Dude I wouldn't there's not enough money you could pay me to, let me rephrase that,
1:18.2	you don't have to pay me anything to host the price is right.
1:21.6	I'm in. Yeah. I'm in.
1:23.0	Yeah, I'm in.
1:25.0	Dude, I didn't, do you remember those like super rare ones when people would get,
1:31.0	by the way, my look in this quarantine is high school principal
1:35.0	in an anime cartoon.
1:39.8	Would you pull up my porn hub searches?
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