Abortion Fundraiser THIS Thurs NYC (Amber's LAST Show)
Chapo Trap House
Chapo Trap House
4.6 • 9.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2022
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, you may have noticed that Shapo Trap House |
| 0:12.6 | has been on tour. |
| 0:14.4 | Not me though, I'm never going on tour again, mostly because they don't allow my pit bulls |
| 0:18.5 | on commercial airlines, which might be the most pressing civil rights battle of our time. |
| 0:23.1 | I mean, I literally can't think of anything worse. |
| 0:27.6 | Anything! |
| 0:28.9 | Everything is worse than that facing our nation, especially women at this moment, so that's |
| 0:33.3 | it. |
| 0:34.3 | No more rants and bants on stage for me ever again. |
| 0:37.3 | I am protesting injustice. |
| 0:40.1 | However, before my retirement, I will be doing one final live show ever in my goddamn |
| 0:47.6 | life, and it's this Thursday, the 11th at Littlefield. |
| 0:51.6 | Let me be clear, after this Thursday, I will never go on stage ever again, at least |
| 0:56.3 | not fully clothed. |
| 0:58.4 | Pears Camping and the Boys for Pot About List will be competing live on stage for the |
| 1:03.8 | world championships of Jenga. |
| 1:06.6 | D.M. patches and myself will be giving color commentary and analysis. |
| 1:11.2 | All proceeds will go to the Kentucky Justice Health Network Abortion Support Fund. |
| 1:15.6 | But more importantly, you will have been present at my last public performance ever. |
| 1:22.4 | And I'm absolutely sure that there are at least a few bars in Bushwick where a couple |
| 1:29.2 | of people would find that interesting and possibly find you more attractive if you found |
| 1:34.9 | a subtle way to drop it into the conversation. |
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