So I almost missed the birth of our first son.

That's right.

You totally were gone.

Go ahead, tell him where I was.

Okay, so I don't want to admit it.

This is our first child.

And the nurse tells me after checking me,

oh honey, you're going to be here at least 24 hours.

So Dave takes us like, I'm out of here.

And he goes,

I mean, it is like I left the hospital,

but I thought, you know,

I got to go take care of business.

So I'll just go read a magazine somewhere.

And 20 minutes later,

I'm by myself.

It's three in the morning.

And all of a sudden,

I'm thinking, I'm having this baby right now.

No one's there.

And I'm yelling,

Dave, Dave.

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