Abort Texas! #509

Thank God I'm Atheist

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🗓️ 4 September 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Guest host Kate joins Dan for a religious news roundup: Kat Kerr can't control weather, Los Angeles forced to pay damages to a church for trying to keep their parishioners safe against their will, Christian network fires senior VP Dan Darling for encouraging intelligence, Myanmar is slightly less awful than they could have been, Ken Ham hoards all the Jesus for Earthlings, a new deity takes out his righteous anger against the Mormons, and Kate and Dan feel like they're taking crazy pills because the U.S. Supreme Court is packed with religious zealots who let an insane Texas law go into effect.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. Hi guys. Well from Blustery Salt Lake City, Utah. It's
0:22.5	Thank God I made this. The podcast. I'm Dan Beacher. I'm filling in for Frank. I'm Kate
0:28.5	Birch. Yes you are. I am. I tried to say I was everybody's favorite Kate but for some reason
0:34.2	you seem to think I'm not everybody's favorite Kate. I mean maybe by the end of the show
0:38.9	I'm going to vie for it. I'm vying for everybody's because if there's one thing that everybody likes
0:45.0	it's when somebody really tries to make them like them. That's just that's me. Everybody loves that.
0:53.2	Welcome back Kate. Thank you for being here. Frank is a very irresponsibly on vacation
1:01.0	and enjoying himself. I assume. And maybe infecting people with COVID. No, they're
1:08.4	infecting him. Oh okay. Anyway, it's really mutual infection. I don't know. He's vaccinated. It's
1:14.6	fine. Gleeful, gleeful infection. Yeah exactly. Coming up later on today's show we are going to
1:21.8	Oh, we're going to wait in to the abortion which in the United States has gone astray. We're in
1:32.9	trouble here. It's frightening. It kind of feels like this is the beginning of the end of it
1:38.9	a little bit. It's not that. It's not that at all. But we'll get to it. But before we do that
1:43.5	we have some stories to talk about. Yeah, I'm going to start today. So I first I'm going to
1:47.2	paint a scene for you. Okay. So imagine some Reese's pieces on on the grass in a line
1:55.7	leading to a shed. Oh, yes. And in the shed, a long, glowy finger pointing towards the heavens.
2:08.5	Poor little ET stuck here on earth. And guess who is not very friendly to all the ET's out there?
2:17.2	Anybody? No, some people would be very friendly to the ET's, but Ken Ham is not one of them.
2:24.1	Oh, Ken, what are you doing, buddy? Well, first of all he doesn't really believe that there's
2:30.8	life outside of earth. But if he did, he just tweeted out that they should not expect any
2:39.2	form of salvation from our Jesus Christ. So if you're out there aliens, get your own damn
2:46.3	lord and savior. Seriously. And it actually feels very much like like a little kid who's like,
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