Abomination or better than sex? It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

I'm talking about food.

It's a food product. Is it an abomination or better than sex? We'll have that for you in a second.

Before we get to that, I was just reading about this in the Wall Street Journal, and I thought Joe would be interested.

By the way, something.

We still get.

I don't know who's paying for these, and as soon as they figure out they're paying for them, we'll probably stop.

But we still get.

We still have a subscription to the Wall Street Journal USA Today.

I think we get to San Francisco Chronicle.

A couple other things.

Actual newspaper newspapers? I find them so much handier for going through and finding news and then reading it.

It's so much more user-friendly. Now, is that just because I grew up with newspapers?

Like when a young person picked this up and think, how do you find anything in this?

This is so unhandy.

I've noticed some publications are going with a much more table of contentsy, like start page,

which I think is smart.

So you can scroll through what's on offer there as if you're flipping through newspaper.

As if like a, or like, in contrast to like the Washington Post that just has like 30 stories,

one after the other that you scroll downward through them until you find something that's

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