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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Abed Gheith and Michael Tanner Have Never Seen Jurassic World

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Abed Gheith and Michael Tanner have never seen Jurassic World, but they rewrote it and we read their script. Find out how these two massive movie fans think this franchise continued to chug along. Please go check out their new comic book series: Orcs in Space. We meander about franchises, the greatness of the original Jurassic Park, and MUCH more before we tackle their hilarious script. Then, some VERY tense Build the Perfect Movie, and a KyleDadTrailer. Thank you! We are LIVE in Chicago on September 30th! Come see a live recording! Tickets at kyleayers.com.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Starbanes comedy.

0:02.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:09.3

this is Never Seen It.

0:13.9

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.9

Hey everybody, this has never seen it.

0:22.8

I'm your host Kyle Ayers.

0:23.9

This is the podcast where I have folks, comedians, writers, hilarious people come on and rewrite

0:30.0

famous movies they've never seen before.

0:32.5

Today, having never seen Jurassic World, I have Abed Gath and Michael Tanner.

0:39.4

They are really, really funny, very wonderful guys who are two of the folks behind the new comic Orks in Space, which is like a

0:46.0

road trip space orc comic book, and it sounds awesome. I'm excited to check it out, and you should

0:52.3

as well. So Abed and Michael have never seen Jurassic World, but they rewrote it, and we read their

0:59.7

script. You can find Abed on Instagram at Abed G. You can find Michael on Twitter at Mike

1:07.7

is Ernie or his website by Michael Tanner. You can find all of his work there. And please go check out Orks in Space. It sounds hilarious to me. I'm actually really excited to check it out. But it's made by Michael who's on here today, Abed who's on here today, as well as Abed's brother Rashad and the co-creator, Justin Royal and the co-creator of Rick and Morty. They put together Orks in Space. It looks really fun. Go check that out if you're into comics. Thank you for listening to the podcast. They have never seen Jurassic World, but they rewrote it. And here is their script. I don't know why I did all that like it was about to start. I want to remind you guys, Chicago, coming up in a couple weeks, we have a live podcast. Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, please come out. We have a live podcast coming out. It is going to be on September 30th at North Bar. I'm also doing stand-up the next day, October 1st at North Bar. That is in Chicago. Kansas City, I have a stand-up date coming up as well. That's going to be September 23rd.

2:02.1

And then at the end of October, I have more dates, kind of all over the southeast. But please, please, please, please, please, you can get tickets to that at Kyle Ayers.com. K-Y-L-L-E-A-Y-R-S dot com. Please, Chicago, live podcast. If you're nearby, tell people, tell people, do all that.

2:19.1

I would love it.

2:20.3

Please, please live podcast. If you're nearby, tell people, tell people, do all that. I would love it. Please, please, please come out. It is at North Bar as a live podcast. I'm hoping it goes well. We can keep doing them. Keep it safe. Keep all of these things. And it would just be great to see some podcast fans out then. and I'm doing stand-up the next night in Chicago as well. That is the 30th, Kansas City.

2:37.8

I'm there stand-up the next night in Chicago as well.

2:36.1

That is the 30th, Kansas City.

2:37.8

I'm there the 23rd.

2:40.8

And then more dates at Kyle Ayers on Instagram to find all of those.

2:45.1

Thank you so much.

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