Abe Lincoln's Top Hat Episode 135- Dookie Dog

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

The Last Podcast Network

Ben Kissel, Comedy, Last Podcast Network, Fernando Perez Leon, Society & Culture, Politics, News, Travis Irvine

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2015

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Today on Top Hat: a gorilla in a zoo is sent to sensitivity training, a Mexican man tries to illegally immigrate to the US in a chile pepper truck, and a new Al Qaeda video reveals a fresh batch from Minnesota has made their way to Somalia.

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0:00.0	Let the word go forth.
0:01.8	Rule me once.
0:02.6	Are you fired up?
0:03.7	By knock-ro.
0:04.5	Are you ready to go?
0:05.8	Shame on you.
0:06.6	Shame on you.
0:07.6	Ah!
0:08.6	Three-year-long.
0:09.9	It's Abe Lincoln's Top Hat, hosted by Ben Kistle.
0:13.8	Yeah.
0:14.8	Yeah.
0:15.8	You can't get fooled again.
0:19.6	Welcome to the show, everyone.
0:21.1	That's Marcus Parks.
0:22.0	I'm Ben Kistle.
0:23.4	This has been a really good day, Marcus.
0:25.0	Has it been?
0:25.6	I don't know.
0:26.6	We got grueling news, though, so that makes everybody happy.
0:30.2	A gregarious male gorilla at the Dallas Zoo
0:32.4	will be sent to South Carolina for therapy
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