Abducted by Aliens

The Buckleys

Platform Media

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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James moans about a hot taxi and strangers testing toilet doors whilst occupied. The pair also share spooky “ghost dog” listener updates, question whether James was 'really' abducted by aliens – plus they design their dream tour bus! Listen or watch new episodes every Thursday. You can be a part of the podcast too by emailing your messages to: ⁠thebuckleys@platformmedia.u⁠k or by dropping us a DM ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Check out The Buckleys on TikTok: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ The Buckleys Podcast on Instagram: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ This episode is brought to you by Co-op’s new meals range, Served. Choose from a range of Italian inspired mains and 2 sides to serve 2 just £7 for Co-op Members and £8 for non-members. Dinner is Served. Co-op Group Membership required. Subject to availability. See ⁠coop.co.uk/served⁠ for details. Delivery partners T&Cs apply Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Let me introduce you to the male psyche.
0:02.4	If we don't stink out a bathroom, we feel like we haven't done our job properly. I love walking out of the toilet and going, I'd leave that for a while. Love. I wouldn't go in there for five minutes, sweetheart. I don't know what it is about condoms these days. They are making them baggy. I have to get mine tailored, which makes everything even more embarrassing for me.
0:21.1	Yeah.
0:21.6	So I also take a couple of suits with me as well to the tailors.
0:26.1	James was abducted by aliens.
0:28.9	Either I got abducted by aliens, or I think I fell asleep instantly, but with my eyes open.
0:36.6	You didn't. You said your bum was sore afterwards
0:38.7	all right
0:43.4	those just handling some nuts
0:47.6	oh you dropped
0:48.5	did that go
0:49.8	no
0:50.9	can't make that same joke every time I do think there's one in there is it No.
0:55.9	Can't make that same joke every time. I do think there's one in there.
0:57.6	Is there?
0:59.7	No, there is?
1:00.6	No.
1:01.4	What, you're hoping I get you to check?
1:04.9	Well, I will do if you need me to, Claire.
1:07.3	Hello and welcome to the Buckley's, the podcast where we sit down and have a chat, moan a bit and invite you into our lives. Before we do get into it, we just wanted to remind you that you can get in touch with your stories and questions for us by emailing the Buckleys at Platformmedia. Or you can message us at the Buckley's Pod on Instagram and TikTok. And don't forget to follow and subscribe to the show on Spotify or whether podcast app that you like to use. And if you do enjoy the show, why not go ahead and leave us a little review afterwards. If you do enjoy the show, if you don't enjoy it, don't worry. Fuck off. Don't worry. Just quickly, I've got to say this. This episode of the Bucklews is sponsored by Co-op's new meals range served so thanks Co-op.
1:45.3	Hey Claire, how are you?
2:03.0	I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm all right. Claire Buckley. I'm all right. As I, L and B. I'm all right. Are you sure you're all right? Yeah. Are you sure you're all right? I'm all right. What's happened to your hair, Jimmy? Hey, don't worry about the hair. Don't worry about it.
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