Hello Street Fighters! Welcome to the Collin Show! Hope you're doing well. Tonight is a very special episode of the Collin Show. We're doing the ABCD show. That's anyone but cis dudes can call in.

And just off the top, this will be a new change in the Collin Show format. We're gonna start asking pronouns on every call just so that it's not something we do on this show.

So that everybody gets treated the same. And we want ABCD people to call in during the regular shows. So that streamlines the process and was an easy solution to a non-existent problem.

So we're here tonight taking your calls. If you're ABCD identifying 614-655-3887, we want to hear from you. Tell us about work. Tell us about things going on in your life. Tell us about ways to steal. Whatever works for you, we want to know.

We are the number one anarcho-comedy radio show in any station across the nation and we're here because the people want us to be. Because folks like you keep showing up every single week and subscribing to the show and giving us money on Patreon and buying t-shirts.

We raised a few hundred dollars for Texas Mutual Aid with the D&D stream on Thursday. We have our next D&D stream happening on March 25th. And if you want the audio of that, you can get that on Patreon.com slash street fight radio at any level. We'll have the D&D stream audio.

Otherwise, you can watch it for free on twitch.tv slash street fight radio and YouTube. My name is Brett Payne, my co-host is Brian Quimby and we're taking calls. How's it going?

Good. Good. I'm doing okay. Just had a cliff bar.

Oh, those are great. A little cliff bar before the show. The original. Get the juices flowing. Get the shakes out of me. I was a little shaky and weird.

Yeah, you know, cliff bar. Great thing to keep in a cargo pants pocket. I know. Just wash it. And they were in there. It'll be fine. Just always have one in there as an emergency. I had it in my purse.

Okay. I have bar in my purse. That's also a popular place to jam it down the throat there while you were doing the intro feeling good now.

Love it. What's not sponsored by Cliff? Yeah, I was like I had dinner tonight was pasta, but I bought area bata sauce.

Uh, which is the spicy sauce and, uh, you know, hard to get through a big bowl pasta, but really took you down before I got over here.

That, um, you know, I like to lay down for a hour, half hour before we do the calling show just in a silent place. No noise, no nothing.

And that is like a pretty easy thing to ask for in my house, you know, pretty easy. And I do it every time. Tonight, I went up in my bedroom to do it.

I didn't want to bother my family and be like, hey, shut up quietly. Please. Thank you. I did fuck up earlier today. So I didn't want to. Right. Fuck up a second time.

Tail between your legs still. Oh, yeah. And, uh, I'll explain that in a second.

One of my bedroom lay down and start sweating just just the kind of sweat. And where you're like, I think I'm sick. I think something's fucked up. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And, uh, then I just cooled down like immediately now freezing cold, but I can still feel the remnants of the sweat around the bottom of my where my hair is and stuff like that in my hat.

But, uh, maybe on the, the, the pasta sauce jar, they should put a warning label that says prepare to take a shower after consumption. I probably should have taken a show. I mean, I was out all day at 60 degree.

I took a long walk today and got home and I was tired of building my endurance back up because my endurance goes way down after the winter because I just get, you know, and you get halfway through what I would consider a regular walking with tired.

So like I went long today. So I did feel tired anyway.

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