All right. Hello and everyone and welcome to it. It is the 17th of April 2024, 5. 5.

I swear to God.

It's a Thursday of that much.

I am certain.

Welcome to the program.

I'm Derek Hunter.

This is the Derek Hunter podcast.

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And if you haven't gone to patreon.com slash Derek Hunter podcast yet and signed up to support the program there, you've also made a grievous mistake. So you get the week in effort

review and all that good stuff. Welcome to the program. It's going to be an abbreviated program

today for the purposes of the same reason it was abbreviated one day last week.

I am on WMAL in Washington, D.C. today from 3 to 6 p.m.

And tomorrow, Friday, the 18th from 3 to 6 p.m.

So I encourage you all to listen live and go to if you're in the area, you can listen on the radio.

If you're not in the area, they have an app that actually works pretty well, or you can go to WMAL.com and listen live there. And you can call in and you can get the live energy of a show.

I'm looking at a cat that has been sleeping for least a little bit. You can get the live energy of a show.

I'm looking at a cat that has been sleeping for at least the last two hours.

And I know for a fact, it didn't do squat today.

So why he's tired, I don't know.

He's like five, six, seven years old maybe.

He's the one we found under our shed.

He's just tired, lazy, cat, that's what cats do.

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