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The Smartest Man in the World

Abbots

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2016

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Bell House in Brooklyn, Greg preaches on praying mantises, Paine and Palpatine.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Mereiking

0:19.0

styles

0:27.3

The bellhouse located here in the Iranian and Wail District were sludgy.

0:32.3

He breathed his last breath through his tiny furgen blowhole as he tried to assay Brooklyn like so many citations had before him.

0:41.3

Once again we got here at the bellhouse to join hearts and minds hands and hope that we can find some solace in each other's company.

0:47.3

Some of you commented earlier when I was speaking to you outside today. You like my purple tie, thank you.

0:52.3

You know the purple is red and blue mixed together, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, think about it.

0:58.3

I got some Kathy Lee gift for patriotism coming out soon a minute here. So get up on that. This is going to be Call of Rupa Deep.

1:05.3

And we're all the same under the purple, right? That's an old children's joke. What's your head in the lamp?

1:13.3

Purple. Yeah, I didn't say it was funny, so it was an old children's joke.

1:18.3

And how could there be old children's jokes? An old child bites very nature as an adult, at least in our last sentence.

1:25.3

Then they would have switched over to other funnier, more awesome jokes. Before we go any further if you're listening in Proof House lines,

1:31.3

this is an awesome time to thank your lucky stars. Some people say you can't achieve eternity and some people say there's no such thing as Imora Tolidi.

1:39.3

But Brooklyn's Susanna Moshat Jones is swirling in the heavens tonight. She was born in the 1880s.

1:45.3

She went away at 116 ladies and gentlemen. This is for me. This is Jones tonight.

1:52.3

She didn't drink, she didn't smoke, but she ate bacon every day. There's the secret. There is the secret.

1:58.3

No children of her own either. Think about it, y'all.

2:04.3

But 110 nieces and nephews. So well done to her. The heavens don't have room for Susanna.

2:11.3

Moshat Jones here tonight. Brooklyn, it's so awesome to be back. I can't tell you that plethora of swag.

2:18.3

The best part about being an obscure international podcaster is that you touch people very deeply and so much as after the show when we're alone.

2:28.3

And when I meet you and I talk to you and I got to meet everybody.

2:33.3

Because we talk about art and literature and poetry and every manner of aesthetic folder all on the show and

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