Hi, my name is Abby Jacobson, and I feel scrumptious about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

I love that.

That's a word out of Willy Wonka.

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I am. I just I wasn't sure what you were trying to say. Oh, so I'm in articulate a well

I mean what are you?

You did what hold on what happened here? Oh my god. No, I don't know what happened

So this is this is we should I want to play this for a neurologist. Did you just go into labor? Yeah

Wait, you said I just said that it feels you're gonna drain the joy and then you said it's not a lot saying what coming from

You okay totally

I know what I love hearing you try to reconstruct it. It's like when kids play a game of telephone and and the first person says

Pass the jar of pickles and then the last kid says senator sumpter has launched an attack and you don't know how

Through five kids pickles turned into a senator sumpter lunched an attack. Yeah, so no will you just repeat what he just said?

I want to see if I know you said I

I come a I completely forgot what the first one was forget the first one said senator sumpter

Did an attack launched an attack lunched who's who's that well? Is that a person? Yeah? Oh, no, you know what?

I know when you say well. I know it's gonna be like a long like

This guy to this and this is the day when this happened and you're gonna teach I love your total contempt for knowledge

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This is something it happened once and this is what happened that's called knowledge

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