If the late show's hot show wins, you can call them.

Oh, folks, thank you so much.

Thank you.

Folks, I tell you're excited. I'm very excited.

We're going to have the stars of Broad City, Abbey Jacobson, and Melana Glazer out here

a little bit later, stick around for that.

But first, just a reminder, Hillary Clinton made history tonight

during the first female presidential candidate of a major party in the United States of America.

It is a watershed moment for women's equality.

I just wish that the women...

I just wish that the women who helped build this country could be here to see it.

Well, my wish is my command, joining me live via satellite.

From July 4th, 1776, our two female delegates from the Second Continental Congress,

please welcome Josephine Hindley and Abitha Whitmore.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in here.

Thank you. Thank you for joining us.

Hello, Steven.

Hello, future Americans, or British subjects, if this does not work out.

Oh, do you want me to tell you how it turns out?

No spoilers. We're going to wait till America's over and then binge watch.

Okay. Well, I know you guys are busy putting the finishing touches on the Declaration of Independence right now,

so I'll make this quick. I just wanted you to know that it's 2016,

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