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Why Mommy Drinks

Abbi Crutchfield: Not Today, Sprinkles

Why Mommy Drinks

Campfire Media

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Abbi Crutchfield (Hulu's Up Early Tonight) talks with Betsy and guest co-host Alisha Gaddis (PBS's Pandemic Playhouse) about kids complaining that there aren't any "good snacks," dogs eating wooden hot dogs, and how sometimes even sprinkles can break you.

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone. Welcome to Why Mommy Drinks. This is Betsy Stover. I am joined by your good

0:23.4

little friend. She's a good young friend, but you have met her many a times. She's one

0:32.4

multiple Grammys. She's an actor, a voice actor. She's okay.

0:39.5

It's a wish of God. Hi, we're here again. Yay, I'm so glad. Betsy, thanks for having me. Oh my gosh.

0:48.6

Thanks for coming on the show. You are so kind to come on the show again after that last time we got

0:56.7

drunk. No, I'm just kidding. I mean after, but it's been a while since we got drunk on this show.

1:02.6

It's been a while. We are also joined by our guest today. I am so excited to finally have her on

1:13.2

the show. She's a comedian. She's the host of Up Early Tonight on Hulu. It's Abbey Crutchfield.

1:20.5

And you guys cannot see her, but she has great eyebrows. Their eyebrows are on fleek or on

1:30.8

point. I don't know what the kids are saying today. The kids. Abbey is she is she's camera ready

1:36.4

right now, which is really impressive. It's kind of like it's just a knee jerk thing. You know,

1:42.0

it's when the light turns on. Boom. Any light in my house, really. Light off sweatpants. Light

1:48.8

on sequence. It's the strangest thing. I mean middle of the night she opens the refrigerator,

1:55.2

the light hits her and she's like, I gotta put on makeup. I gotta get my face off. There is

1:59.2

eye on the other hand. Abbey text Betsy and was like, Betsy, I showered. Like that was like my

2:05.6

eye. I was like, I'm here. I showered. No, this is my this is my event for the day. So

2:11.7

absolutely. I changed out of my day pajamas and I put on a sweater and then I'm gonna go into

2:16.4

my night pajamas after this. You look lovely. You know, it's years of New York. You guys are,

2:20.7

I don't know, Alicia, if you ever did the New York life. I know Betsy did, but like,

2:23.6

I would just. Did you go to NYU? So yeah, I like that. Wait, did we all go to NYU? I did not

2:31.9

go to NYU, but I, I just spent years putting on makeup on the train on the way to audition.

2:37.0

So I can do it in just about three minutes. Same. Same. If you, like, if you, if you tell me,

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