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What an exciting episode for me. This is Aaron Rogers, the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers

I know Aaron a little bit because of Rob Bell. This is a Forbes episode, believe it or not, friends of Rob Bell

Aaron and I have a lot of shared interests and you'll see, even though everybody that listens to this podcast knows I don't watch football

We still managed to have an amazing and very fast, went by fast, two hour conversation

So I'm so grateful that he came in. It's amazing. Let's get to it as quickly as possible

The first thing I want to announce is that I am taping my special on April 16th in Chicago at the Vic Theater

This is very important to me obviously if we get a good audience with a lot of weirdos that will make the special that much better

So it would mean so much if you guys could come

April 16th in Chicago

Tickets are available on my website. There is an early show and a late show. I hope you can be there

I'll also be doing a bunch of warm-up sets for that. One of them is going to be in Athens, Georgia at the 40-Watt Club on April 9th

April 13th, I'll be in San Diego for two shows at the American Comedy Company

April 14th, I'll be in Anaheim with my buddy Jed, Appetown

That's going to be amazing and musical guests as well, very exciting

On the 15th, April 15th, I'll be at the LA Improv for Sweet Lady Bell's Real Girl Foundation

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