There are two types of individuals in this world of the male persuasion, Christopher.

There is the type that fully understands and appreciates how he looks with facial hair,

and then there is the type that does not appreciate whether to what extent facial hair

works for him.

I have been in both categories at times in my life.

I think we've talked about this before.

Yeah, we have a little.

Every kid that goes to a Catholic school that has a no facial hair policy immediately upon

graduation grows a mustache.

And for some, it works for many such as myself.

It does not.

That does not deter me from keeping it throughout the entire summer and into my first semester

of college, which was a huge mistake eventually one day I realized this looks like crap.

And it was gone.

So Arthur Smith.

I trust you will eventually come to the same conclusion that I was going to be years

ago.

You get it?

It doesn't work for you.

Arthur, shave that, shave that rat off your lip Arthur.

It doesn't work.

I mean, listen, it's not, I don't think it's his greatest look.

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