Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Roto Rolls Football Show Tuesday, May 19th, 2026. I am Patrick Dardy, joined by Danny Carter.

We are joined by the 2026 NFL schedule. We already knew the matchups, Denny. We didn't know the dates.

The dates are important. The dates are very important. And crazy, classic marketing gimmick that works very well, including on me. It is exciting.

It is. They somehow package it in ways that make me desperately want more.

They, including our company. Very much including us. We'll talk about our favorite Sunday

night football matchup. We'll talk about our favorite week one fantasy matchup and underrated week one fantasy matchup. If there's a schedule, we're actually worried about. If there's a schedule we're really like, maybe for the fantasy playoffs, we'll do some best ball stuff, some best week 17 stacking opportunity. I don't know if best, do they still do that, Denny? I think they don't. They don't. Remember remember Kyle was saying that they looked into it for five seconds and they were like,

oh, that's silly. Like, why? Like all the best ball bros were like, why would we ever have done this in the first place? Like, of course, week 16 is not the only thing that matters. Week 17 is not the only thing. Oh, good thing. So the best ball of rows played themselves, but we're still going to talk about it.

We're going to talk about it.

We're going to talk about pass-happy red zone offenses in 2025. Denny has an article up on that on the website. We're going to go through some of the teams, whether it can be sustained for 2026. We're, of course, we're going to start with Aaron Rogers, but we don't have a ton to say about it. We've talked about it a lot, and like you already know the deal.

Like, yeah, he's not very good anymore.

Yeah, no, he's not. Aaron Rogers, but like, we don't have a ton to say about it. But we've talked about it a lot.

And like you already know the deal.

Like, yeah, he's not very good anymore.

Yeah, no, he's not.

He's going to throw the ball a little bit. But before we get to Aaron Rogers, we have to get to Denny. Every once in a while before we go live on the air, he'll be like, I have an unspeakable tape. And, you know, most of America, Denny, the sporting populace basking in the afterglow of Game 1 of Spurs Thunder on the National Broadcasting Corporation.

I stayed up for both overtimes.

We witnessed a truly legendary performance from the Frenchman, Victor Wimbunyama, I would say.

A lot of takes on Wimby.

I've said, you know, he really is starting to kind of look like a modern day

Wilk Chamberlain apples to oranges blah blah blah

but even similar to wilt

in that like for era adjusted size disparity

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