Game is Big Dummy.

206803 Rock, Steve, who is our first contestant, ready to play the big game. Hello, Joe. Welcome to the middrum. Hey, dummy. Ola! Ola! Joe, are you on Team Sober, Team Not Sober? I am on Team Not Sober after hearing the question of the day. Very disturbing. I were not doing the question when they were playing big. The pole. He's putting that on us. I got you. That's why he's getting drunk. That's why he's drinking or spoken, yeah. Speaking of the poll, Joe. For 30 seconds, you have to look a stranger's armpit, toes, belly button, or lips? Where are you going?

I've licked a lot of lips over the course of my life, so I'm just going to go there.

All right. Lips, it is.

Lip Licking Joe.

All right, Joe, here is your question.

Name one of the two U.S. National Parks located within the Arctic Circle.

Denali.

Nope, we have the... One is the appropriately named Gates of the Arctic National Park.

The other is Cobok Valley National Park.

Guess what state there in Ted?

Alaska. Hey, I don't know how you knew. Guess what state there in Ted? Alaska.

Hey, I don't know how you knew.

Yeah, so there's two national parks, and I plan on visiting neither.

All right, your question.

The golden version of what fruit sparked the Trojan War?

An apple?

Got it. Nice job, Joe. I don't know the whole story behind it, but apparently golden apples. an apple got it

nice job joe i don't know the whole story behind it but apparently golden apple sparked the

trojan war

i don't know what that means you're an apple officianto what's the difference

yeah ted i'm assuming it's just a different hybrid that maybe they hadn't seen before so they

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