From NPR and WB Easy Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, don't tell me the NPR news quiz.

Hey there, Donald Duck. Get a load of this bill.

I'm Bill Curtis and here's your host at the Doctor Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

in Orlando, Florida, Peter Segal.

Thank you, Bill.

Thank you, everybody. Thank you so much.

We have a wonderful show for you today.

Later on, we're going to be talking to Orlando, magic superstar Aaron Gordon.

But first, we came to Florida in the middle of yet another disputed election in Recon.

And you're proud. I understand.

And I will tell you that we were worried what if the story changes while we're talking about it.

But we're confident that whenever you hear this show during the weekend or a rerun in a few months or in a few years,

the election will still be screwed up.

In fact, when the sun finally goes supernova, billions of years from now,

the last words uttered by the last human will be we just found some new ballots in Broward County.

So, give us a call now while the Earth is still capable of sustaining life,

the number is one triple-eight, wait, wait, that's one, eight, eight, eight, nine, two, four, eight, nine, two, four.

Let's welcome our first listener contestant. Hi, you are on, wait, wait, don't tell me.

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, it's going pretty well. Who's this? This is Steve Proffin and Milwaukee.

Hey, how are things in Milwaukee, a beautiful city right there on the lake?

A cold.

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