It's a happy day. My heart feels like an alligator.

Howie Carr writes to the Boston Herald, hosts a daily radio show, one of the most famous men in New England.

It comes from the tabloid talk show stuff in Boston, and it was concocted there.

Put your hand on the radio.

Live from the Burner Less Lethal Pistol Pistol Studio.

Can somebody shout amen?

It's Howie Car.

We are back on the Howie Car Show. I'm Aaron Chadbourne. In for Howie. Howie's been off all week. He's been off for two weeks. He's had his two weeks off. It's the end of the year. Howie, people miss you. We want you back. We'll see you Monday. Howie will be back on Monday, but it is Friday. It's

the 5 o'clock hour, which means

it is once again time

for the chumpline.

The Learing Center.

Isn't that what Bill Clinton went to school?

I mean, there are a lot of people that went to that school.

Andrew Cuomo,

Anthony Wiener, Bill Clinton, probably even Sleepy Joe.

Yeah, this is Jimmy Stewart calling.

It figures that a communist guy with communist shirts and a communist beard from a communist city who went to a communist college is forcing communist voting on us this week.

Gee whiz!

Why don't you go back to Stalingrad,

Comrade, Conrad, Chadbourne?

I don't get it.

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