Evident Tiki on the fan, here's what I would compare this to. So you're getting married, right?

You're at the wedding and there's that ceremony, that ceremony where the guy will ask you,

do you say I do? And he asks you, do you, you're sure you want to marry her? And then he's like,

sure, you want to marry him? And then he's like, you sure, you want to marry him?

And then you say I do.

And I would say that about 99.99, 9,997% of the time, it's a formality.

You say, I do.

Right?

Like, what the hell are we doing here?

Like, why did you have the big event if you're not going to say I do?

So why did I bring that up?

I am comparing that to the news that came out at about 1145 a.m.

And that was when the New York Yankees released a statement.

First, it was a tweet.

And then it was a statement announcing they've exercised their 2025 club option on manager Aaron Boone.

I botched it again.

It's news.

It's worthy of discussing,

but we all kind of knew it was happening.

It's like when you go to the wedding,

there isn't drama that he's going to say no.

She said yes.

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